DAN: When you do interviews, you’re faced with the choice to either be the most boring person on earth or just get ridiculous things written about you from time to time
JOSH HOROWITZ: Sometimes it might be good to be boring
DAN: It might be but I just get bored of myself
[Happy 25th Birthday Daniel Radcliffe! (23 July 1989)]
Comedy was my sport. It taught me how to roll with the punches. Failure is the exact same as success when it comes to comedy because it just keeps coming. It never stops.
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We do love some bedroom bookshelves!
Last night I dreamed that my sister got bitten by a snake.
Don’t worry, I saved her by killing the snake and squeezing all the brain-juice out of its head.
↳ Driver: You girls watch out for those weirdos.
Nancy: We are the weirdos, mister.